Because I’m finally getting around to putting out a press release (below the fold) with the important details — click on “Fullscreen” for easy readability:
For those not clever enough to catch on yet, the above document is a satire and not intended to be taken seriously.
Mr Bob says
I was going to call you pretending to be McCain but didn’t have enough time to work on my impression.
Mary Dambman says
Too funny. We need a bit of humor occasionally. Your writing is always good, Ben, and this satire ranks close to Jonathan Swift. I have forwarded to lots of fellow travelers, many of whom responded with a chuckle.