RUMOR: Obama is a Muslim.
Obama is not currently a Muslim. He’s a Christian of some sort in the “hate Whitey” sect.
RUMOR: Obama is an enlightened space alien sent to save humanity.
All evidence points towards Obama being a below average man who his wife stopped asking to do chores around the house because he was always getting his head stuck in the mop bucket.
RUMOR: Obama tried to bomb the Pentagon.
That was his friend.
Satire. I needed that.