“Breaking” news from the Dead Governors: Marc Holtzman won’t be running for governor.
Hey, don’t yawn at me like that. — Oh, I see … you’re yawning at their headline? — So what you’re trying to say is the Dead Guvs aren’t exactly the source of breaking news for things happening on the Republican side of the aisle here in Colorado? — Okay, okay, call me Captain Obvious. But I’m not the only one around here….
Sources also have shared with Mt. Virtus a sneak peek at some possible upcoming headlines from the Democrat Pols blog:
Breaking: Bill Owens Says He Doesn’t Want Governor’s Job Again
Breaking: Jane Norton ‘Not in the Mix’ to Take On Ritter
Breaking: Bruce Benson to Stay at CU, Won’t Vie for Governor’s Chair
Breaking: Ward Churchill NOT a GOP Candidate to Replace Ritter
Breaking: Tim Gill Rules Out Controversial Republican Run for Governor
Breaking: Lindsey Vonn Rumored to Pass on Gubernatorial Campaign
Breaking: Carmelo Anthony Opts for Playoffs Over Ritter Challenge
Breaking: Fray Duo Slade and King Reject Statewide Campaign Rumors
Breaking: Amazing Race Star Mom Says 2010 ‘Not Right’ for High Office
Hey — By the way, did you hear Jay Cutler won’t be the Broncos’ starting quarterback next season?