“Breaking” news from the Dead Governors: Marc Holtzman won’t be running for governor.

Hey, don’t yawn at me like that. — Oh, I see … you’re yawning at their headline? — So what you’re trying to say is the Dead Guvs aren’t exactly the source of breaking news for things happening on the Republican side of the aisle here in Colorado? — Okay, okay, call me Captain Obvious. But I’m not the only one around here….

Sources also have shared with Mt. Virtus a sneak peek at some possible upcoming headlines from the Democrat Pols blog:

Breaking: Bill Owens Says He Doesn’t Want Governor’s Job Again

Breaking: Jane Norton ‘Not in the Mix’ to Take On Ritter

Breaking: Bruce Benson to Stay at CU, Won’t Vie for Governor’s Chair

Breaking: Ward Churchill NOT a GOP Candidate to Replace Ritter

Breaking: Tim Gill Rules Out Controversial Republican Run for Governor

Breaking: Lindsey Vonn Rumored to Pass on Gubernatorial Campaign

Breaking: Carmelo Anthony Opts for Playoffs Over Ritter Challenge

Breaking: Fray Duo Slade and King Reject Statewide Campaign Rumors

Breaking: Amazing Race Star Mom Says 2010 ‘Not Right’ for High Office

Hey — By the way, did you hear Jay Cutler won’t be the Broncos’ starting quarterback next season?