News came down this evening that Patrick Swayze succumbed to his battle with pancreatic cancer and died at the age of 57. We Coloradans especially can be grateful for his heroic vigilante service in the early years of World War Three. The 30-something high schooler and his brave band just may have provided the morale needed to ultimately turn the tide in our favor. Then again, the Red Army’s decision to dedicate so much resources to taking over a rural town and school may have factored in somewhere as well:
WOLVERINES! R.I.P., Patrick Swayze.