The true-believing capital-L Liberals are the unquestioned experts on your life, the universe, and all that. Supposed experts who appear to disagree? Well, they are just a delusion of Right-wing fantasy. When it comes to the great all-encompassing theory of climate change, pay no attention to these highly-respected international scientists (or the scientist formerly in charge of many NASA climate projects).
When the great Barack Obama speaks ex cathedra, we must listen. Not only on climate change, but also on the economic recession. Recently he told us: “There is no disagreement that we need action by our government, a recovery plan that will help to jumpstart the economy.” The President’s glorious speech supersedes the more than 200 economists – including representatives of primitive wingnut institutions like George Mason University and Hillsdale College, not to mention Barry Poulson – who dared to sign a full-page advertisement (PDF) challenging the sacred word.
/Friday Satire: We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog-casting.