Do you think maybe the sign stealing has gotten a bit out of hand? This kind of repeated vandalous behavior has all the trademarks of *union goon activity. Hey, union goons, don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about.
Less than a week. Take a deep breath. It will all be over soon.
(*Of course, there are fiends and idiots on all sides of the political spectrum who pilfer political signs off people’s private property. But I come from Michigan. No one is as skilled and prolific at this sort of activity as the union goons.)